Okay, so we all know that Rick Perry does not have the greatest memory, thanks to a performance in a recent debate where he attempted to list three agencies he would eliminate as president, and then, in front of the entire world, forgot the third one mid-sentence. This truly is a forgivable offense, because public speaking is an art that some people just cannot master. I have always thought of Perry as somewhat of a harmless buffoon, because I did not think the American people would vote for such an idiot, but I should know better, because they voted for his twin brother, George W. Bush. Perry’s latest action, in an attempt to save his dwindling campaign, was to release a 30-second ad stating how strong he is, and giving his brief thoughts on what is wrong with America. Well, a bad economy be damned, apparently, that is small potatoes for Rick. In his ad, which has since gone viral, the unabashed fanatical Christian crusader had the following to offer:
