Halloween 2K18: A Review of “A Quiet Place” (2018)

A Quiet Place would have indistinctly blended in with all of the other post-apocalyptic films if not for one inclusion: the characters cannot make any noise. It is the year 2020 and earth has undergone a massive invasion by beastly, terrifying, ultra-violent alien creatures. Yet as vicious as they are, the aliens do not have…

Halloween 2K17: A Review of “Be Afraid” (2017)

Everything about this movie from the title to the opening scene spelled out disaster. Well, in the way that a low-budget, straight-to-Netflix horror movie could. The thesaurus for classier negative descriptors was ready. I was contemplating the opening paragraph ripping I would bestow on this. But lo and behold, Be Afraid did not suck. Not…

“Halloween Twenty-Fifteen”: A Review of “The Beast with a Million Eyes”

“An unspeakable horror…Destroying…Terrifying!” It it was terrifying alright; the acting, editing, screenwriting, special effects, etc. Alas, for the sake of this review I will digress. Let’s just say with a title like The Beast with a Million Eyes, it’s about as good as you would expect it to be. Rumor has it the studio gave Roger…

Smithsonian Giving Us what the History Channel Used To

No aliens, rednecks, rusty cars, Bigfoot, or swamp rats here. The Smithsonian Channel is giving us what the History Channel should be. It was a total joy when I finally started watching their programming last week, after hearing about how good it was for years. As I sat there, I thought to myself, “This is…

Paranormal File: Follow-Up to the Hazlet UFO Story

Now that a day has passed, I am quite surprised to find that this UFO sighting was not really reported anywhere, though it did have the news room of an unnamed newspaper buzzing, when a source I spoke to last night told me they were informed that state police helicopters were flying over Hazlet yesterday…

Paranormal File: What Was Flying in the Sky Over Hazlet, NJ Tonight?

While the term “Unidentified Flying Object” does not necessarily mean aliens, something strange and definitely unidentified was seen flying in the sky near Hazlet, New Jersey tonight, at around 5:45 pm. I was contacted by one of my co-investigators who sent me this 44-second long video of four red-glowing lights in the sky, three of…

The Night Aliens Landed in Hazlet, New Jersey

Let me first preface this by saying that every summer since we graduated high school, on a night where my friend Brett Bodner and I are together, something very strange has happened, usually involving power outages, but is not limited to one strange occurrence per summer. Two years ago, in late August, the two of…

History Channel “Classic” DVD Sets Bring Back Network’s Glory Days

Remember the days when the History Channel wasn’t so focused on Armageddon, the end of humanity, aliens and Freemason world domination conspiracies? Remember when it was one of the more respectable networks, that focused on World War II, Ancient, and American history? Well, thanks to a recent release of DVD sets, now you can relive…