Ranking the Jesus Films

It bothers me that Jesus has never once been portrayed actually looking like the real Jesus would have looked like two-thousand years ago. In every major Hollywood and otherwise film, we see a white man with white disciples preaching to white crowds. He would not have had light skin and flowing light-brown hair, and certainly…

Movie Review: Slaves (1969)

With something like 12 Years a Slave recently nominated for an Oscar, I felt this was a highly appropriate film to review. Very succinctly titled, Slaves is an incredibly strange movie that is neither here nor there in terms of entertainment value or anything else, but is still worthy of a watch. This film is…